Saturday, January 2, 2021

Even If It's "Only on Paper"

Earlier today, science fiction and comics writer Saladin Ahmed tweeted a thought about a news story that had reported "Wall Street minted 56 new billionaires since the pandemic began."

Ahmed didn't address the problematic idea of "minting" billionaires (what does that mean, anyway?), but rather the term "billionaire" itself:

more and more convinced we need to change the very language we use to talk about this — even calling them 'billionaires' sorta presupposes the wealth belongs to them, when by any reasonable standard it belongs to working people and has been stolen

'robber barons' sounds too cool and two-fisted

Some of the suggestions from his respondents were:

Vampire capitalists?
PJ Holden

How about digital plantation owners?
Erik @parsenome

Leeches
Economisers
Kwame Mbalia @KSekouM

Trust fund tapeworms and kleptocrats.
Simon Hildebrandt @apocraphilia

Wealth hoarders
@yotekay

Money Vultures? Cash Parasites?
@Cwalton73

Para$ites?
Jess Nevins

Those are some good ones. I would add free-riders and extractors to the pile.


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