This Is a Job for Lying Cat

Meet Lying Cat, official mascot of the current occupant, the Republican Party, and particularly the members of the Senate like Mitch McConnell who swear they will be fair and impartial jurors in Mafia Mulligan's impeachment trial:


In case you are not familiar with Lying Cat, here's a little background from Gizmodo:

Lying Cat is a creation of Bryan K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples, creators of the epic sci-fantasy comic Saga. She’s a tiger-sized, hairless blue Sphynx cat, and partner of the intergalactic bounty hunter called The Will, but that’s beside the point. What’s important is that if you tell a lie in front of her, she will instantly pipe up and say “LYING.”

O Lying Cat, how we need you.