The Best Joke I Ever Experienced

When I was a young adult living in Washington, D.C., some friends and I borrowed a car and drove to see David Bowie's Serious Moonlight tour at the Capital Center, which is located, incidentally, in Bowie, Maryland.

We got lost and were late to the concert.

As we finally arrived, one of my friends said, "It's a good thing we weren't going to see John Denver."