Saturday, February 23, 2013

How to Kill a Perfectly Good Joke

Okay, here's the joke:
Q: How do you keep from starving if you're stranded in a desert?

A: You eat all the sand which is there.
I hate to admit it, but my first reaction was "Not which — it should be that."

I apologize.
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2 comments:

  1. CarlFebruary 23, 2013 at 3:34 PM

    No need to apologize; the joke is flawed for exactly this reason.

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  2. Michael LeddyFebruary 23, 2013 at 3:43 PM

    Or in the spirit of "Omit needless words": You eat sand. :)

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