Now That's a Toy for a Tot

I generally don't shop at Menard's (a regional mega-hardware store in this area, owned by a Wisconsin conservative family), but I needed 4x8' sheets of polycarbonate, as you would use on a greenhouse, and that's not the kind of thing my local hardware store stocks.

On the way out of the store, I saw this in a big box located off the end of the cash register area:

I don't know quite what kind of animal it's supposed to be, since it had a long tail. But it was sure big, and it may impress whatever child it's given to, as long as the child is smaller than the animal.