Tuesday, May 6, 2025

Plant Name Insults

In April there was a BlueSky thread that started from one person posting plant names that sound like insults. Others replied with more, and it was so much fun I wanted to preserve it:

Plant names that sound like insults:
- spurge
- goatnuts
- giant snowflake
- caucasian wingnut
Pavel @spavel.bsky.social

Goutweed
Kate Schmidt

hairy beardtongue
brokenseed

- bladderwort
- pond scum
- sensitive plant
- dodder
Mike Keesey @tmkeesey.bsky.social

- bastard toadflax
- spikenard
- pussytoes
- beggarticks
Phloem Chomsky @plumicorns.bsky.social

- Virginia creeper
Richard Waite

I've heard others over the years, but they aren't really common names. Though I admit I haven't hear anyone call a plant goatnut or Caucasian wingnut either.

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