You Have to Watch Out for the Quiet Ones

They were hanging out in the petting zoo, with a label over their heads that said Patagonian Cavy.


Like giant rabbits that don't hop, they're also called Patagonian Mara, a species of South American rodents that are closely related to guinea pigs.

But I think they are actually the mythical jackalope of the Plains, post-plastic-surgery, gone into the witness protection program.