Crapola -- for Real!

My neighborhood corner grocery is known for giving shelf space to products from small producers, especially if they're local or the product is requested by a customer. You never know what you'll find there. But who could have expected this:


Made by a young couple near Ely, Minnesota, Crapola is cranberry-apple granola (get it?). Guess I should try some to see if it can make me, a self-described weird person, regular.