These Ads Are Just Goofy

More glimpses of the Land of Beef, of which I have written earlier. There's not much more to say, except these ads drive me farther and farther from returning to a life of beef consumption.


This one is just too bizarre for words. In case you can't read it, the headline says "Unlike regular soaps, our new bars keep skin strong." Now there's a product benefit America has been waiting for.

Perhaps the agency did audience testing for this ad with some adolescent boys at the Comic-Con costume contest.


This local ad for the Minnesota Orchestra is an example of a classic goof. At left the full ad; at right a close up of my favorite part.

And they say women don't wear hats anymore.