Over-Crowing of Crisis -- Please Help

I know all of us have seen at least one "Nigerian money letter" in our email inbox.

But this one is really special. I recommend reading it aloud, perhaps with a friend (alternating paragraphs) while using funny voices. Enjoy:

Hello Dear,

In the galaxy where all is beauty i fine it necessary to approach your Platform these way, well i apologies for the inconvenient it will take you to listing to my magistrate,i got your contact when i was searching for business partner,note that, the essential sadness is to pass through life without experience, yet is also sad to pass through life without sharing once experience and weakness to others, in this room i remain my humble self "Ali Muna by name from Sudan.

In receipt to your profile, is a pressure and also necessary to relate this issue before your hearing, my late father is the director of Mashiad Diamond Company of Sudan,on February 6Th 2008,he should had be in India for a business trip,with a diplomat from Spain,whom should had delivered his consignment to him in India on the stated date above, the 4Th nite, he should had being in Spain,the crisis in Sudan alarm in a high rate which lead to his dead on April 28Th 2008, in Adja Memorial Hospital Daker, he die.

Now that Sudan, is over-crowing of crisis, i need an assistance to relocate my late father asset into his/her care as we come over for investment, all the documents of his asset is in my position.

CONDITION.
I we agree to go into partnership with you on the principle rate of 60% of the total deposit as mine, and 30% of the deposit as yours then 10% for an expense. The total amount in question is $5.5 million US dollar, I need your urgent update if you are intrested of being my partner.

YOUR NAMED......................................................................

YOUR COUNTRY..................................................................

Thanks and God Bliss.

From
Ms Ali Muna .

Now doesn't that make you feel better?